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You're Only Old Once!

You're Only Old Once!
  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
  • Release : 2009-01-27
  • ISBN : 9780375958908
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

Dr. Seuss's elderly Everyman travels, in rhyme and illustrations, along the Golden Years Clinic's assembly line of medical tests and questions, meeting Miss Becker of Stethescope Row, Dr. Pollen, Dietician Van Eiffel, and others

You're Only Old Once!

You're Only Old Once!
  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher : Turtleback
  • Release : 1986-02-01
  • ISBN : 9780613000512
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

For use in schools and libraries only. Dr. Seuss's elderly Everyman travels, in rhyme and illustrations, along the Golden Years Clinic's assembly line of medical tests and questions, meeting Miss Becker of Stethescope Row, Dr. Pollen, Dietician Van Eiffel, and others.

You're Only Old Once! Read & Listen Edition

You're Only Old Once! Read & Listen Edition
  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
  • Release : 2013-11-05
  • ISBN : 0385383347
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

With his unmistakable rhymes and signature illustration style, Dr. Seuss creates a classic picture-book ode to aging in You're Only Old Once! On a visit to "the Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair," readers will laugh with familiar horror at the poking and prodding and testing and ogling that go hand in hand with the dreaded appellation of "senior citizen." Though Dr. Seuss is known for his peerless work in books for children, this comical look at what it's like to get older is ideal for Seuss fans of advanced years. In his own words, this is "a book for obsolete children." A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, and holidays! This Read & Listen edition contains audio narration.

Suddenly Senior

Suddenly Senior
  • Author : Tom Hay
  • Publisher : Summersdale Publishers LTD
  • Release : 2016-09-08
  • ISBN : 1783729317
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

"You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." —John MendozaYou might be getting a bit thin on top, plump at the middle, and creaky around the knees, but that doesn't mean you've forgotten how to enjoy yourself! This collection of witty quotations, light-hearted yarns, and cheerful jokes will help you chalk that last "senior moment" down to experience, forget the grey hairs and the twinges, and celebrate getting older with a smile on your face and a twinkle in your wrinkle.

The Joys of Getting Older

The Joys of Getting Older
  • Author : Thomas Senior,Cindy Senior,Cindy Oldham
  • Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Release : 2000-04
  • ISBN : 9780740708862
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

See The Lawyers' Book of Ethics

What You Don't Know About Turning 40

What You Don't Know About Turning 40
  • Author : Bill Dodds,Steve Mark
  • Publisher : Running Press Adult
  • Release : 2006-02-01
  • ISBN : 9780684040004
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

This over-the-hill birthday gift is a pop quiz with 101 questions (complete with humorous answers) that is sure to enliven any 40th birthday party. Steve Mark's 18 b/w illustrations make the book fun to read after the party, as well. Here are a few samples: - Q: What can 40-year-olds do to be considered young at age 40? A: Run for U.S. President or die. - Q. What's always Step One in any exercise program designed for 40-year-olds? A: "Get up off the sofa."

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady
  • Author : Mary McHugh
  • Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Release : 2009-01-01
  • ISBN : 0740788655
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

We can't stop the aging process, but with the help of How Not to Become a Little Old Lady, we can at least not act older than our age. Author Mary McHugh offers up more than 100 pointers of things not to do to stave off little old ladyhood. Illustrated with the humorous line art of Adrienne Hartman, this little book reminds us not to boil our vegetables until they are gray, tell boring stories with no point to them, carry a tissue up our sleeve, or dye our own hair and think nobody can tell.

Dr. Seuss's Spring Things

Dr. Seuss's Spring Things
  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
  • Release : 2020-01-07
  • ISBN : 1984895095
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

A board book celebration of Spring, starring Thing One and Thing Two from Dr. Seuss's The Cat in the Hat! Written in super-simple rhyme, this sweet sturdy board book features Thing One and Thing Two as they frolic with iconic Spring "things"--including ducklings, bunnies, flowers, frogs, wriggling worms, and butterflies. Perfect for tucking into Easter baskets, this is a great way to celebrate the season and to introduce babies and toddlers to the world of Dr. Seuss! (And if you can't get enough of Thing One and Thing Two, check out the board books Spooky Things and Lovey Things!)

So Who's Counting?

So Who's Counting?
  • Author : Erin McHugh,Emily Luchetti
  • Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Release : 2019-04-09
  • ISBN : 1524853038
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

“Aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you should have been.” —David Bowie Sixty is the new fifty, seventy’s the new sixty, and older is getting younger every day. With fun, forward-looking, and inspiring quotes, So Who’s Counting is the ideal gift for baby boomers or anyone reaching a major age milestone. Instead of cloying sentimentality or the standard sagging-body-part jokes, it strikes the perfect balance of humor, guidance, reflection, bon mots. Quotes are divided into eight sections, such as “As Old as You Feel,” “Laughter: The Best Prescription,” and “Aged to Perfection.” So Who’s Counting is all about aging with gusto and celebrating what lies ahead.

The Lorax

The Lorax
  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
  • Release : 1971
  • ISBN : 0394823370
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

The Once-ler describes the results of the local pollution problem.