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You ll Grow Out of It

You ll Grow Out of It Book
Author : Jessi Klein
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
Release : 2016-07-12
ISBN : 1455531197
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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From Emmy award-winning comedy writer Jessi Klein, You'll Grow Out of It hilariously and candidly explores the journey of the 21st-century woman. As both a tomboy and a late bloomer, comedian Jessi Klein grew up feeling more like an outsider than a participant in the rites of modern femininity. In You'll Grow Out of It, Klein offers - through an incisive collection of real-life stories - a relentlessly funny yet poignant take on a variety of topics she has experienced along her strange journey to womanhood and beyond. These include her "transformation from Pippi Longstocking-esque tomboy to are-you-a-lesbian-or-what tom man," attempting to find watchable porn, and identifying the difference between being called "ma'am" and "miss" ("miss sounds like you weigh 99 pounds"). Raw, relatable, and consistently hilarious, You'll Grow Out of It is a one-of-a-kind book by a singular and irresistible comic voice.

You ll Grow Out of It

You ll Grow Out of It Book
Author : Jessi Klein
Publisher : Nero
Release : 2016-08-01
ISBN : 1863958657
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Introducing the prose of Jessi Klein, a Nora Ephron for a new generation. Both a tomboy and a late bloomer, Jessi grew up always feeling like more of an observer than a participant in the rites of modern femininity. You’ll Grow Out Of It is a riotous and incisive collection of real life stories in which Klein explores the milestones of the twenty first century woman: from trying to sculpt the perfect butt (one that looks like two floating tennis balls), to attempting to find watchable porn (the kind where no one cries), to deconstructing Oprah's obsession with taking baths (there's no place on dry land where women are left alone.) You’ll Grow Out Of It is hilarious, relatable and refreshingly candid. ‘You’ll Grow Out Of It does an amazing job making me understand what my life might be like if I were a woman. Or if I were Jessi Klein. I laughed. Lots. Not at what it’s like to be a woman! That would be sexist. I laughed at the parts that you’re supposed to. Which are plentiful. Because Jessi Klein is truly really funny.’ —Ira Glass, Host & producer of This American Life ‘Jessi Klein is a brilliant comedic mind and this book is a perfect reflection of that. It's like having a glass of wine with the best friend you wish you had.’ —Amy Schumer

You ll Grow Out of It

You ll Grow Out of It Book
Author : Jessi Klein
Publisher : Hachette UK
Release : 2016-09-15
ISBN : 147365064X
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES TOP 10 BESTSELLER 'Jessi Klein is a brilliant comedic mind and this book is a perfect reflection of that. It's like having a glass of wine with the best friend you wish you had' -Amy Schumer As both a tomboy and a late bloomer, comedian Jessi Klein grew up feeling more like an outsider than a participant in the rites of modern femininity. In YOU'LL GROW OUT OF IT, Klein offers-through an incisive collection of real-life stories-a relentlessly funny yet poignant take on a variety of topics she has experienced along her strange journey to womanhood and beyond. These include her "transformation from Pippi Longstocking-esque tomboy to are-you-a-lesbian-or-what tom man," attempting to find watchable porn, and identifying the difference between being called 'ma'am' and 'miss' ('Miss sounds like you weigh ninety-nine pounds'). Raw, relatable, and consistently hilarious, YOU'LL GROW OUT OF IT is a one-of-a-kind book by a singular and irresistible comic voice.

I ll Show Myself Out

I ll Show Myself Out Book
Author : Jessi Klein
Publisher : HarperCollins
Release : 2022-04-26
ISBN : 0062981617
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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The eagerly anticipated second essay collection from Jessi Klein, author of the acclaimed New York Times bestselling debut You’ll Grow Out of It. “Sometimes I think about how much bad news there is to tell my kid, the endlessly long, looping CVS receipt scroll of truly terrible things that have happened, and I want to get under the bed and never come out. How do we tell them about all this? Can we just play Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire and then brace for questions? The first of which should be, how is this a song that played on the radio?” In New York Times bestselling author and Emmy Award-winning writer and producer Jessi Klein’s second collection, she hilariously explodes the cultural myths and impossible expectations around motherhood and explore the humiliations, poignancies, and possibilities of midlife. In interconnected essays like “Listening to Beyoncé in the Parking Lot of Party City,” “Your Husband Will Remarry Five Minutes After You Die,” “Eulogy for My Feet,” and “An Open Love Letter to Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent,” Klein explores this stage of life in all its cruel ironies, joyous moments, and bittersweetness. Written with Klein’s signature candor and humanity, I'll Show Myself Out is an incisive, moving, and often uproarious collection.

Idiot

Idiot Book
Author : Laura Clery
Publisher : Gallery Books
Release : 2020-12-01
ISBN : 1982101954
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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From nationally bestselling author, YouTube star, and Facebook Video sensation Laura Clery comes a collection of comedic essays that paint “an honest, complicated portrait of how your life can change” (SheKnows). Laura Clery makes a living by sharing inappropriate comedy sketches with millions of strangers on the internet. She writes songs about her anatomy, talks trash about her one-eyed rescue pug, and sexually harasses her husband, Stephen. And it pays the bills! Now, in her first-ever book, Laura recounts how she went from being a dangerously impulsive, broke, unemployable, suicidal, cocaine-addicted narcissist, crippled by fear and hopping from one toxic romance to the next…to a more-happy-than-not, somewhat rational, meditating, vegan yogi with good credit, a great marriage, a fantastic career, and four unfortunate-looking rescue animals. Still, above all, Laura remains an amazingly talented, adorable, and vulnerable, self-described…Idiot. With her signature brand of offbeat, no-holds-barred humor, Idiot introduces you to a wildly original—and undeniably relatable—new voice.

Girls in White Dresses

Girls in White Dresses Book
Author : Jennifer Close
Publisher : Vintage
Release : 2011-08-09
ISBN : 0307700410
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Wickedly hilarious and utterly recognizable, Girls in White Dresses tells the story of three women grappling with heartbreak and career change, family pressure and new love—all while suffering through an endless round of weddings and bridal showers. Isabella, Mary, and Lauren feel like everyone they know is getting married. On Sunday after Sunday, at bridal shower after bridal shower, they coo over toasters, collect ribbons and wrapping paper, eat minuscule sandwiches and doll-sized cakes. They wear pastel dresses and drink champagne by the case, but amid the celebration these women have their own lives to contend with: Isabella is working at a mailing-list company, dizzy with the mixed signals of a boss who claims she’s on a diet but has Isabella file all morning if she forgets to bring her a chocolate muffin. Mary thinks she might cry with happiness when she finally meets a nice guy who loves his mother, only to realize he’ll never love Mary quite as much. And Lauren, a waitress at a Midtown bar, swears up and down she won’t fall for the sleazy bartender—a promise that his dirty blond curls and perfect vodka sodas make hard to keep. With a wry sense of humor, Jennifer Close brings us through those thrilling, bewildering, what-on-earth-am-I-going-to-do-with-my-life years of early adulthood. These are the years when everyone else seems to have a plan, a great job, and an appropriate boyfriend, while Isabella has a blind date with a gay man, Mary has a crush on her boss, and Lauren has a goldfish named Willard. Through boozy family holidays and disastrous ski vacations, relationships lost to politics and relationships found in pet stores, Girls in White Dresses pulls us deep inside the circle of these friends, perfectly capturing the wild frustrations and soaring joys of modern life. BONUS: This edition includes an excerpt from Jennifer Close's The Smart One.

Love You Forever

Love You Forever Book
Author : Robert N. Munsch
Publisher : Firefly Books
Release : 1986
ISBN : 9780920668375
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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As her son grows up from little boy to adult man, a mother secretly rocks him each night as he sleeps.

Why I Let My Hair Grow Out

Why I Let My Hair Grow Out Book
Author : Maryrose Wood
Publisher : Penguin
Release : 2007-03-06
ISBN : 1440623635
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Being sent to your room is one thing. But being sent to another country? Morgan's boyfriend dumped her on the last day of school-it seemed the only thing to do was to hack off her hair and dye the stubble orange. Unfortunately, Morgan's parents freaked and decided a change of scenery would do her good. So they're sending her off on a bike tour of Ireland. But Morgan gets more than she bargained for on the Emerald Isle-including a strange journey into some crazy, once upon a time corner of the past. There, she meets fairies, weefolk, and a hunky warrior-dude named Fergus, and figures out that she's got some growing to do-and she doesn't just mean her hair.

Before We Grow Old

Before We Grow Old Book
Author : Clare Swatman
Publisher : Boldwood Books Ltd
Release : 2022-01-19
ISBN : 1802806474
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Some people are just made for each other... When seven-year-old Fran first met Will they knew instantly that they were made for each other. For eleven years they were inseparable, but then, at the age of eighteen, Will just upped and disappeared. Twenty-five years later Will is back. Is fate trying to give them a second chance? Still nursing the heart break from all those years ago, Fran is reluctant to give Will the time of day. The price Will must pay is to tell the truth – the truth about why he left, the truth about why he’s back... And Fran has her own secrets to hide. The time has come to decide what Fran and Will really want from life – before it’s too late. Unashamedly romantic, Before We Grow Old is a book full of love, laughter and tears, and you’ll be rooting for Fran and Will from the moment you meet them. Let Clare Swatman whisk you away for the love story of the year. Perfect for fans of Sophie Cousens and Isabelle Broom Praise for Clare Swatman: 'A beautifully written tale of enduring love' - Rowan Coleman 'Irresistible . . . A delightfully bittersweet story that will appeal to fans of One Day' - Sunday Mirror 'Wonderful' - Sun 'A bittersweet debut about love, loss and second chances' - Good Housekeeping 'A lovely debut' - Prima 'An utterly gorgeous love story' - Katy Regan

Everything Is Perfect When You re A Liar

Everything Is Perfect When You re A Liar Book
Author : Kelly Oxford
Publisher : Harper Collins
Release : 2013-04-02
ISBN : 1443408220
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Everything in this book is true. The time Kelly peed her pants in the gas station. The time she stalked Leonardo DiCaprio through Los Angeles as a stoned teenager. The time she used her son’s diaper explosion to get out of a speeding ticket. And especially the time she was convinced David Copperfield could read her mind. Kelly’s more than half a million Twitter followers already knew she was hilarious, and Everything Is Perfect When You’re a Liar has proven it, spending months on the bestseller list, earning her love from both reviewers and readers, and proving “not only has she mastered the 140-character barb, but the long-form essay as well.”* Kelly’s adventures are now in paperback, with a brand-new story about how she and her husband, James, got married to fulfill their son’s desire to be a ring bearer. (But blew it, by forgetting a crucial detail.) From childhood to motherhood, from the zany to the tearjerking, Kelly covers it all and proves that when you live life unapologetically, there’s no need to lie.

The Arrangement

The Arrangement Book
Author : Sarah Dunn
Publisher : Back Bay Books
Release : 2018-01-16
ISBN : 9780316013611
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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*National Bestseller* A hilarious and emotionally charged novel about a couple who embark on an open marriage-what could possibly go wrong? Lucy and Owen, ambitious, thoroughly-therapized New Yorkers, have taken the plunge, trading in their crazy life in a cramped apartment for Beekman, a bucolic Hudson Valley exurb. They've got a two hundred year-old house, an autistic son obsessed with the Titanic, and 17 chickens, at last count. It's the kind of paradise where stay-at-home moms team up to cook the school's "hot lunch," dads grill grass-fed burgers, and, as Lucy observes, "chopping kale has become a certain kind of American housewife's version of chopping wood." When friends at a wine-soaked dinner party reveal they've made their marriage open, sensible Lucy balks. There's a part of her, though-the part that worries she's become too comfortable being invisible-that's intrigued. Why not try a short marital experiment? Six months, clear ground rules, zero questions asked. When an affair with a man in the city begins to seem more enticing than the happily-ever-after she's known for the past nine years, Lucy must decide what truly makes her happy-"real life," or the "experiment?"

You ll Soon Grow into Them Titch

You ll Soon Grow into Them  Titch Book
Author : Pat Hutchins
Publisher : Harper Collins
Release : 1992-03-31
ISBN : 0688115071
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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When little Titch outgrows his clothes, he receives hand-me-downs from his brother and sister that are too big. "You'll soon grow into them," they say. But Mother decrees that Titch needs some brand-new clothes. Soon it is his turn to say to someone else the words he has heard so often.

Oh the Places You ll Go

Oh  the Places You ll Go  Book
Author : Dr. Seuss
Publisher : RH Childrens Books
Release : 2013-09-24
ISBN : 0385371985
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Dr. Seuss’s wonderfully wise Oh, the Places You’ll Go! is the perfect gift to celebrate all of our special milestones—from graduations to birthdays and beyond! From soaring to high heights and seeing great sights to being left in a Lurch on a prickle-ly perch, Dr. Seuss addresses life’s ups and downs with his trademark humorous verse and whimsical illustrations. The inspiring and timeless message encourages readers to find the success that lies within, no matter what challenges they face. A perennial favorite and a perfect gift for anyone starting a new phase in their life!

Thanks for Waiting

Thanks for Waiting Book
Author : Doree Shafrir
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2021
ISBN : 0593156749
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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A "memoir about what happens when your coming-of-age comes later than expected, from the co-host of the ... podcast Forever35"--Publisher's description.

It Ends with Us

It Ends with Us Book
Author : Colleen Hoover
Publisher : Pocket Books
Release : 2020-07-28
ISBN : 1982143657
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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In this “brave and heartbreaking novel that digs its claws into you and doesn’t let go, long after you’ve finished it” (Anna Todd, New York Times bestselling author) from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of All Your Perfects, a workaholic with a too-good-to-be-true romance can’t stop thinking about her first love. Lily hasn’t always had it easy, but that’s never stopped her from working hard for the life she wants. She’s come a long way from the small town where she grew up—she graduated from college, moved to Boston, and started her own business. And when she feels a spark with a gorgeous neurosurgeon named Ryle Kincaid, everything in Lily’s life seems too good to be true. Ryle is assertive, stubborn, maybe even a little arrogant. He’s also sensitive, brilliant, and has a total soft spot for Lily. And the way he looks in scrubs certainly doesn’t hurt. Lily can’t get him out of her head. But Ryle’s complete aversion to relationships is disturbing. Even as Lily finds herself becoming the exception to his “no dating” rule, she can’t help but wonder what made him that way in the first place. As questions about her new relationship overwhelm her, so do thoughts of Atlas Corrigan—her first love and a link to the past she left behind. He was her kindred spirit, her protector. When Atlas suddenly reappears, everything Lily has built with Ryle is threatened. An honest, evocative, and tender novel, It Ends with Us is “a glorious and touching read, a forever keeper. The kind of book that gets handed down” (USA TODAY).

The Wonderful Things You Will Be

The Wonderful Things You Will Be Book
Author : Emily Winfield Martin
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
Release : 2015-08-25
ISBN : 0375982183
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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The New York Times bestseller that celebrates the dreams, acceptance, and love that parents have for their children . . . now and forever. This is the perfect heartfelt gift for any special occasion, from birthdays to graduations, and celebrating new babies and other new beginnings. From brave and bold to creative and clever, Emily Winfield Martin's rhythmic rhyme expresses all the loving things that parents think of when they look at their children. With beautiful, lush illustrations and a stunning gatefold that opens at the end, this is a book that families will love reading over and over. The Wonderful Things You Will Be has a loving and truthful message that will endure for lifetimes and makes a great gift to the ones you love for any occasion.

You ll Be the Death of Me

You ll Be the Death of Me Book
Author : Karen M. McManus
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2021
ISBN : 0593175867
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Estranged friends Ivy, Mateo, and Cal witness a murder while skipping school, and the only way they can solve it is by revealing what they have been hiding from one another--and themselves.

I Don t Care About Your Band

I Don t Care About Your Band Book
Author : Julie Klausner
Publisher : Penguin
Release : 2010-02-02
ISBN : 1101185171
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Read Julie Klausner's posts on the Penguin Blog In the tradition of Cynthia Heimel and Chelsea Handler, and with the boisterous iconoclasm of Amy Sedaris, Julie Klausner's candid and funny debut I Don't Care About Your Band sheds light on the humiliations we endure to find love--and the lessons that can be culled from the wreckage. I Don't Care About Your Band posits that lately the worst guys to date are the ones who seem sensitive. It's the jerks in nice guy clothing, not the players in Ed Hardy, who break the hearts of modern girls who grew up in the shadow of feminism, thinking they could have everything, but end up compromising constantly. The cowards, the kidults, the critics, and the contenders: these are the stars of Klausner's memoir about how hard it is to find a man--good or otherwise--when you're a cynical grown-up exiled in the dregs of Guyville. Off the popularity of her New York Times "Modern Love" piece about getting the brush-off from an indie rock musician, I Don't care About Your Band is marbled with the wry strains of Julie Klausner's precocious curmudgeonry and brimming with truths that anyone who's ever been on a date will relate to. Klausner is an expert at landing herself waist-deep in crazy, time and time again, in part because her experience as a comedy writer (Best Week Ever, TV Funhouse on SNL) and sketch comedian from NYC's Upright Citizens Brigade fuels her philosophy of how any scene should unfold, which is, "What? That sounds crazy? Okay, I'll do it." I Don't Care About Your Band charts a distinctly human journey of a strong-willed but vulnerable protagonist who loves men like it's her job, but who's done with guys who know more about love songs than love. Klausner's is a new outlook on dating in a time of pop culture obsession, and she spent her 20's doing personal field research to back up her philosophies. This is the girl's version of High Fidelity. By turns explicit, funny and moving, Klausner's debut shows the evolution of a young woman who endured myriad encounters with the wrong guys, to emerge with real- world wisdom on matters of the heart. I Don't Care About Your Band is Julie Klausner's manifesto, and every one of us can relate.

Little Penis Oh the Places You ll Grow

Little Penis Oh the Places You ll Grow  Book
Author : Craig Yoe
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
Release : 2013-11-05
ISBN : 9781604334500
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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The adventures of Little Penis continue! He’s been around the block but he’s ready for more- and not letting anything stand in his way! This finger puppet parody book continues the story of Little Penis, and this time, he’s ready for new heights, great sights, and some positive vibes! Just put your finger in the puppet hole and read along as he shakes off his lows and gets back on the rise!

Think Big Grow Bigger

Think Big Grow Bigger Book
Author : Riccardo Proetto
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release : 2015-12-28
ISBN : 9781522956761
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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If you ever read "Rich dad poor dad" and "Think and Grow Rich" you would love to read "Think Big Grow Bigger." This book will help you to understand exactly your sequence of Actions that cause results. You'll enjoy in changing the sequence to gain better results. You'll enjoy to add some actions or delete that... you'll enjoy testing other sequences. The incredible fact is that you'll have the chance to recognize and apply the sequence of wealthy people. The Stickies Strategy (r) is really powerful!!! What happen If you need some help? The Author, Riccardo Proetto, is here to help you with seminars, courses and coaching. He applied this theory for himself. In 2009 he lost everything. Something like some million euros, house... car.. everything. The problem: Even if he has frequented courses and seminars for himself, that is always a good thing, no one has explained to him how to avoid the same mistakes. He used a lot of strategies, listened a lot of guru... but what his was looking for was not the cure. He wanted the healing. He wanted to help people and himself to avoid mistakes, to accelerate the learning process, to recognize the actions sequence of everything: wealthy style, healthy style... The good news is that he found the solution and the funny thing is that everything is based on personal meanings. The result: the system is always applicable. If you'll have the opportunity to participate at one of his seminars you'll listen with your ears and you'll see with your eyes how is his story. Inside Of This Book You'll Discover The Results To These Shocking Tests: 80% of modern millionaires were able to get there on annual incomes of $55,000 or less. Even meager savings eventually add up to thousands or millions of dollars.... (this one is almost dumb, cause it's SO easy) (Page 9) Net Worth Formula Simplified The rich have a net worth often double or triple the amount. The average American has less than half. The goal is to double your net worth. (Page 9) Sense of Spending The truly rich hold off gratification, knowing that what is trendy, popular or a must have today may not last until tomorrow. (Page 11) How interest affects your debt Pay more than the minimum on loans. The more you pay now, the less you pay later.(Page 13) Today millionaires spend more time selecting what to buy than buying the product itself. They look for the best bargain before laying their money down. (Page 15) THE STICKIES STRATEGY (r) ... I've seen during these years that our personal meaning of things is the real engine that let us go forward or backward. So I've developed the Stickies Strategy. You can find your exact sequence of actions through the "meanings" and improve or change that one...(Page 54) ...extra Steps: How to Use Your Passion to Succeed Over time, we often forget the passions of our childhood or even the ones we discover as we age." Take a stroll down memory lane and make a list. What would you do if you had all of the money you needed and didn't have to worry about paying your bills?"