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Toddlers Are A holes

Toddlers Are A  holes Book
Author : Bunmi Laditan
Publisher : Workman Publishing
Release : 2015-04-07
ISBN : 076118564X
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.

Mamas Don t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A holes

Mamas Don t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A holes Book
Author : Karen Alpert
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Release : 2021-04-27
ISBN : 0358346266
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Do you ever feel like you’re failing miserably at parenting? Do your kids keep acting like douchenuggets no matter what you do? Then this book is for you. From the creator of Baby Sideburns and I Heart My Little A-Holes (and the creator of two kids who once were little a-holes but are slowly turning into awesome human beings), Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holes is a hilariously honest parenting guide written by a regular mom who doesn’t always know WTF she’s doing. Just like you. Featuring side-splittingly funny pictures, stories, and chapters like: You Are Not Your Kiddo's Servant​ Picasso's Mom Didn't Tell Him to Draw the Eyes in the Right Place Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones But Words Will Cost Thousands in Therapy If They Say "I Hate You," Then You're Probably Doing It Right Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holes will make you laugh, cry, laugh until you cry, and feel like you’re having coffee (and a little sumpin' in it) with a best friend who has some of the answers to THE hardest job on earth: parenting. And maybe, just maybe, it might help you get the a-hole out of your kids* *not a guarantee

How Pop Culture Shapes the Stages of a Woman s Life

How Pop Culture Shapes the Stages of a Woman s Life Book
Author : Melissa Ames,Sarah Burcon
Publisher : Springer
Release : 2016-03-15
ISBN : 1137566183
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Contemporary popular culture has created a slew of stereotypical roles for girls and women to (willingly or not) play throughout their lives: The Princess, the Nymphette, the Diva, the Single Girl, the Bridezilla, the Tiger Mother, the M.I.L.F, the Cougar, and more. In this book Ames and Burcon investigate the role of cultural texts in gender socialization at specific pre-scripted stages of a woman's life (from girls to the "golden girls") and how that instruction compounds over time. By studying various texts (toys, magazines, blogs, tweets, television shows, Hollywood films, novels, and self-help books) they argue that popular culture exists as a type of funhouse mirror constantly distorting the real world conditions that exist for women, magnifying the gendered expectations they face. Despite the many problematic, conflicting messages women receive throughout their lives, this book also showcases the ways such messages are resisted, allowing women to move past the blurry reality they broadcast and toward, hopefully, gender equality.

Mum Life A Snarky Adult Colouring Book

Mum Life   A Snarky Adult Colouring Book Book
Author : Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Colouring Books,New Mum New Mum Gifts,Baby Shower Baby Shower Gifts
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release : 2016-05-15
ISBN : 9781533270801
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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REGULAR LIST PRICE 9.99 CDN$ 14.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: GIFTS FOR MUM #Mumlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some coloured pencils and markers, this colouring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of colouring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Colouring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all colouring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mum Life: A Snarky Adult Colouring Book - ISBN 1533270805 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Colouring Book - ISBN 1533278261 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Colouring Book - ISBN 153327830X Dad Life: A Manly Adult Colouring Book - ISBN 1533315752 Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Colouring Book - ISBN 153330033X Master Mandalas: A Mandala Colouring Book - ISBN 153327715X Sugar Skulls at Midnight: Day of the Dead Colouring Book - ISBN 1533298912 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Colouring Book - ISBN 1533528527 Dia De Los Muertos: Sugar Skull Colouring Book - ISBN 1533316007 Dia De Los Perros: Dog Colouring Book - ISBN 1533315868 "

I Heart My Little A Holes

I Heart My Little A Holes Book
Author : Karen Alpert
Publisher : Harper Collins
Release : 2014-04-08
ISBN : 0062341618
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog. Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, it's all about the pediatrician, breast pumps, princess dresses, and minivans. And discovering that your pride and joy is actually a little A-hole. When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he's an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she's an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely paint the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they're a-holes. At times like these, it's only natural to want to kill them (or yourself). But it's against the law (and there's the suicide hotline). Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing. In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children. Accompanied by cheery illustrations and photos I Heart My Little A-Holes will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.

Parents

Parents Book
Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 1985
ISBN : 0987650XXX
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Download Parents book written by , available in PDF, EPUB, and Kindle, or read full book online anywhere and anytime. Compatible with any devices.

The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round

The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round Book
Author : Anonim
Publisher : Childs Play International Limited
Release : 2001
ISBN : 9780859537971
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Presents the traditional nursery rhyme about a bus going all around town.

Pacific Record of Medicine and Surgery

Pacific Record of Medicine and Surgery Book
Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 1889
ISBN : 0987650XXX
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Download Pacific Record of Medicine and Surgery book written by , available in PDF, EPUB, and Kindle, or read full book online anywhere and anytime. Compatible with any devices.

You and Money

You and Money Book
Author : Maria Nemeth
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 1997
ISBN : 9781890507503
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Download You and Money book written by Maria Nemeth, available in PDF, EPUB, and Kindle, or read full book online anywhere and anytime. Compatible with any devices.

Teachables from Trashables

Teachables from Trashables Book
Author : Anonim
Publisher : Toys N Things Press
Release : 1979
ISBN : 9780934140003
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Contains instructions for adults to make educational toys from household refuse for preschool and young school age children. Includes suggestions for using the toys in educational settings.

Let There Be Facebook

Let There Be Facebook Book
Author : Travis Harmon,Jonathan Shockley
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Release : 2011-11-08
ISBN : 1451659458
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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The recent discovery of the ancient Ethernets has forever altered the way humanity views its past. Among the many amazing findings is a rich trove of Facebook dispatches that date back to the beginning of time itself. Now a selection of these lost Facebook updates is at last available for the world to see! Noted historians Brylon K. Tilgh, Ph.D., and Dr. Tony Cougarmouth have carefully selected the best status updates, profile pages, and late-night exchanges found on the ancient Facebook, including: GOD and ABRAHAM’S exchange over Isaac’s life(God was a real practical joker!) HENRY VIII’S many relationship status updates and the POPE’S responses Live updates from GANDHI’S hunger strike J. EDGAR HOOVER’S interests and hobbies (Fashion, Surveillance, Destroying Lives) The original WOODSTOCK event page and much more.

Paul McCarthy

Paul McCarthy Book
Author : Jean-Charles Masséra,Laurence Gateau,Paul McCarthy,Villa Arson
Publisher : RMN
Release : 2002
ISBN : 0987650XXX
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

Download Paul McCarthy book written by Jean-Charles Masséra,Laurence Gateau,Paul McCarthy,Villa Arson, available in PDF, EPUB, and Kindle, or read full book online anywhere and anytime. Compatible with any devices.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Release : 2014-09-09
ISBN : 0345549988
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear