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The Baby Owner's Manual

The Baby Owner's Manual
  • Author : Louis Borgenicht,Joe Borgenicht
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release : 2003
  • ISBN : 9781931686235
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing." Original. 30,000 first printing.

The Cat Owner's Manual

The Cat Owner's Manual
  • Author : David Brunner,Sam Stall
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release : 2004
  • ISBN : 9781931686877
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

A beginner's guide to cat care and ownership. Answers hundreds of frequently asked questions by Veterinarian Dr. David Brunner.

The Baby Owner's Manual

The Baby Owner's Manual
  • Author : Louis Borgenicht,Joe Borgenicht
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2012
  • ISBN : 1594745978
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

Offers a humorous approach to baby care, featuring schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing."

The Baby Owner's Starter Kit

The Baby Owner's Starter Kit
  • Author : Louis Borgenicht,Joe Borgenicht
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release : 2007-03
  • ISBN : 9781594741753
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

The Baby Owner's Manual has taught more than 300,000 parents worldwide how to "operate" newborns and infants. Now the bestselling book is back in an all-new deluxe package-and it's the perfect shower gift for any hip parent-to-be. The Baby Owner's Starter Kit includes--The Baby Owner's Manual-Growth Chart, with stickers for marking baby's progress-Diaper Changing Instructional Poster-Babysitter's Memo Pad-Decorative magnetPackaged with irreverent schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and a handsome keepsake box, The Baby Owner's Starter Kit makes parenting as easy as 1-2-3.

The Toddler Owner's Manual

The Toddler Owner's Manual
  • Author : Brett R. Kuhn,Joe Borgenicht
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release : 2005
  • ISBN : 9781594740268
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

With the same hilarious blend of schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and step-by-step instructions as the bestselling "The Baby Manual," this sequel explores issues of childhood from ages one to three.

The Baby Owners' Manual for the Pitter-Patter of Little Fetus

The Baby Owners' Manual for the Pitter-Patter of Little Fetus
  • Author : Boo Heisey
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2018-08-31
  • ISBN : 9781720017752
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

New cars come equipped with operating manuals, but new babies don't. This humorous baby owner's manual, featuring The Criblings, will help parents see the lighter side of baby ownership. It's geared for fathers and formatted like a car owner's manual with a comical slant, but even mothers with no prior baby-ownership experience will get the help they need to own and operate their new acquisitions. Not only is this book fun to read, but it also offers sound advice. Grandparents, godparents and friends of the new baby owner will likewise find it fun as well as helpful. If you've already been a parent, that's no reason not to read this manual; as you'll learn things you didn't pick up the first time around. It would make a great gift for anyone with baby-on-the-brain.

Baby Owner's Manual

Baby Owner's Manual
  • Author : Steve Bedwell
  • Publisher : Rockpool Pub
  • Release : 2012-10-01
  • ISBN : 9781921878428
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

For fathers and their partners, a humorous laugh-out-loud introduction to the chaotic world of parenting, packaged as a retro car manual Regardless of the model you have taken delivery of, your baby will have certain standard equipment in common with all babies, and some which vary from model to model. No two Mother Nature Heavy Industries (MNHI) babies are identical. A humorous operating guide for fathers, this book likens a new baby to the other love in a man's life—no, not his wife, his car! This essential handbook covers everything from delivery of baby from Mother Nature Heavy Industries, regular servicing of your baby, standard equipment, the cooling system and liquid waste disposal, warning signs, even optimizing economy, and getting the most out of your baby. This is a must-have book for any father-to-be.

The Owner's Manual for the Brain (4th Edition)

The Owner's Manual for the Brain (4th Edition)
  • Author : Pierce Howard
  • Publisher : Harper Collins
  • Release : 2014-05-13
  • ISBN : 006222736X
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

Cutting-edge, user-friendly, and comprehensive: the revolutionary guide to the brain, now fully revised and updated At birth each of us is given the most powerful and complex tool of all time: the human brain. And yet, as we well know, it doesn't come with an owner's manual—until now. In this unsurpassed resource, Dr. Pierce J. Howard and his team distill the very latest research and clearly explain the practical, real-world applications to our daily lives. Drawing from the frontiers of psychology, neurobiology, and cognitive science, yet organized and written for maximum usability, The Owner's Manual for the Brain, Fourth Edition, is your comprehensive guide to optimum mental performance and well-being. It should be on every thinking person's bookshelf. What are the ingredients of happiness? Which are the best remedies for headaches and migraines? How can we master creativity, focus, decision making, and willpower? What are the best brain foods? How is it possible to boost memory and intelligence? What is the secret to getting a good night's sleep? How can you positively manage depression, anxiety, addiction, and other disorders? What is the impact of nutrition, stress, and exercise on the brain? Is personality hard-wired or fluid? What are the best strategies when recovering from trauma and loss? How do moods and emotions interact? What is the ideal learning environment for children? How do love, humor, music, friendship, and nature contribute to well-being? Are there ways of reducing negative traits such as aggression, short-temperedness, or irritability? What is the recommended treatment for concussions? Can you delay or prevent Alzheimer's and dementia? What are the most important ingredients to a successful marriage and family? What do the world's most effective managers know about leadership, motivation, and persuasion? Plus 1,000s more topics!

Operating Instructions

Operating Instructions
  • Author : Anne Lamott
  • Publisher : Anchor
  • Release : 2011-02-09
  • ISBN : 0307761037
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

With the same brilliant combination of humor and warmth she brought to bestseller Bird by Bird, Anne Lamott gives us a smart, funny, and comforting chronicle of single motherhood. It’s not like she’s the only woman to ever have a baby. At thirty-five. On her own. But Anne Lamott makes it all fresh in her now-classic account of how she and her son and numerous friends and neighbors and some strangers survived and thrived in that all important first year. From finding out that her baby is a boy (and getting used to the idea) to finding out that her best friend and greatest supporter Pam will die of cancer (and not getting used to that idea), with a generous amount of wit and faith (but very little piousness), Lamott narrates the great and small events that make up a woman’s life. "Lamott has a conversational style that perfectly conveys her friendly, self-depricating humor." -- Los Angeles Times Book Review "Lamott is a wonderfully lithe writer .... Anyone who has ever had a hard time facing a perfectly ordinary day will identify." -- Chicago Tribune

Bringing Baby Home

Bringing Baby Home
  • Author : Laura Zahn
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 1993
  • ISBN :
  • Language : En, Es, Fr & De

Book Description :

Zahn's sense of humor and clear directions make this a simple, enjoyable book to read. Real advice for the real world -- go buy it today. The Best Books for You & Your Baby. Benjamin Franklin and Midwest Book Achievement Award winner.