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People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Release : 2014-09-09
ISBN : 0345549988
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear

Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2017-06-29
ISBN : 9781944123062
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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If you've ever toiled away in a cubicle or sat through the third meeting your boss scheduled to plan another meeting, then you can relate to this book. This is the third book in Jen Mann's New York Times best-selling People I Want to Punch in the Throat series and it will not disappoint This is the book you'll want to accidentally on purpose leave on the desk of that blowhard in marketing. This is the book you'll just happen to drop next the microwave in the break room hoping that Jan in accounting reads it before she reheats last night's smelly leftovers for lunch. This is the book you'll mail anonymously to your micromanaging boss with certain passages highlighted. The Punch List: Company-wide happy hours. I barely want to work with you. I definitely don't want to have a beer with you. The Ivy Leaguers. You do know every sentence doesn't have to start with, "When I was at Princeton..."? The martyrs. You get sick days-use one. Stop dragging your sniffling, snorting, coughing, sneezing ass to work and infecting the rest of us. You're not that important. Advance Praise for Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat: "I'm grateful to all of the people Jen Mann writes about in this book-the condescending managers, undermining editors, the plastic surgeon who helpfully offered free operations during a job interview, and the boss who fired her with a Post-It Note-because they made her into the rage-filled writer we all know and love." - Jancee Dunn, author of How Not to Hate Your Husband After Kids "I connected with Jen Mann's book more deeply than I'm comfortable with. It was brilliant and gross and hilarious and heartwarming and then hilarious again. I literally couldn't put it down. For what it's worth, the only book before this one that I read in one sitting without a break was Dances with Wolves. Don't judge me." - James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), author of Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Release : 2015-10-13
ISBN : 0804176299
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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For fans of Laurie Notaro and Jenny Lawson comes an uproarious and oddly endearing essay collection for anyone trying to survive the holidays in one piece. When it comes to time-honored holiday traditions, Jen Mann pulls no punches In this hilariously irreverent collection of essays, Jen Mann, nationally bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, turns her mordant wit on the holidays. On Mann’s naughty list: mothers who go way overboard with their Elf on the Shelf, overzealous carolers who can’t take a hint, and people who write their Christmas cards in the third person (“Joyce is enjoying Bunko. Yeah, Joyce, we know you wrote this letter.”). And on her nice list . . . well, she’s working on that one. Here, no celebration is off-limits. The essays include: • You Can Keep Your Cookies, I’m Just Here for the Booze • Nice Halloween Costume. Was Skank Sold Out? • Why You Won’t Be Invited to Our Chinese New Year Party From hosting an ill-fated Chinese New Year party, to receiving horrible gifts from her husband on Mother’s Day, to reluctantly telling her son the truth about the Easter Bunny, Mann knows the challenge of navigating the holidays while keeping her sanity intact. And even if she can’t get out of attending another Christmas cookie exchange, at least she can try again next year. Praise for Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat “Mann’s writing has transcended from witty anecdotes and complaints to notable satire. Hidden among the many laugh-out-loud zingers are lessons on how we relate to each other, and how ridiculous parenting culture has become.”—Associated Press “Following the success of her first book, she is now punching throats at holidays, starting from her being age two and continuing to the present, where she is a harried mother bemoaning not just Christmas but all holidays. . . . Harried holiday haters will chuckle and perhaps see themselves somewhere in Mann’s lifetime dislike of and misbehavior during America’s increasingly commercialized celebrations.”—Booklist “The cure for my cold holiday spirit this year is the sidesplitting new book by Jen Mann. . . . Mann delivers her signature punch lines and sharp critique on the oftentimes ridiculous shenanigans of the modern family. Her ability to make an otherwise boring subject come alive with colorful personalities, biting sarcasm, and impressively astute observations on suburban culture is what makes Mann so much fun to read and so easy to relate to.”—The Huffington Post “A lighthearted, laugh-out-loud book . . . with a feel of peeking into a diary.”—Mommy’s Memorandum “It really does make you laugh out loud.”—Shooting Stars Mag “A quick and delightful read that you can sneak in right before bed or when the kids are finally napping.”—FangirlNation “Grab a cup of hot cocoa, sit back and enjoy Jen’s latest collection of humorous rants dissecting the ‘most wonderful time’ of the year. She unleashes her biting wit and hilarious opinions on everything from cookie exchanges to annual humblebrag Christmas letters from overachieving moms to horrifying Christmases of her childhood.”—Creating Serenity “[Mann] has really mastered the short story format. . . . She packs the maximum amount of funny into the fewest words, and many of these essays are downright hilarious. . . . If you’ve read and liked her other books, you will definitely want to read this one, too.”—Bug Bug Book Reviews

Just A Few People I Want to Punch in the Throat Volumes 1 6

Just A Few People I Want to Punch in the Throat  Volumes 1   6 Book
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2018-12-02
ISBN : 9781944123109
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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"Jen Mann has a hard time keeping her mouth shut. She tends to say out loud what everyone else is thinking. For the first time ever, the first six volumes of Just A Few People I Want to Punch in the Throat is available in one complete collection." - from the back cover.

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

People I Want To Punch In The Throat Book
Author : June Bug Journals
Publisher : Blurb
Release : 2019-08-07
ISBN : 9780464160502
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

6 X 9 GAG NOTEBOOK/JOURNAL! 110 LINED PAGES! A sarcastic gag gift journal that is sure to get tons of laughs! Take with you everywhere you go. Funny title makes a great conversation piece. Use it as a notebook, journal or diary!

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2016
ISBN : 9781519956354
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

This is a collection of original essays that can not be found anywhere else. Each volume is different and you never know what you'll find. They are an assortment of Jen's childhood memories, stories about her family, and rants about everything that make her punchy all told with her usual snarky take.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2016
ISBN : 9781524250997
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

This is a collection of original essays that can not be found anywhere else.Each volume is different and you never know what you'll find. They are an assortment of Jen's childhood memories, stories about her family, and rants about everything that make her punchy all told with her usual snarky take.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Alfonzo Maloy
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
Release : 2014-02-07
ISBN : 9781495463426
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

130 blank pages, lined, to write down all those people that deserve a punch in the throat.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Awesome Journals
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2017-06-04
ISBN : 9781547166589
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

Funny blank line journal for all the people you want to punch in the throat.

Just a FEW People I Want to Punch in the Throat Vol 1

Just a FEW People I Want to Punch in the Throat  Vol  1  Book
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2015
ISBN : 9781513000534
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

The first collection of Singles from the New York Times best selling humorist, Jen Mann. This is a collection of original essays that can not be found anywhere else. Each volume is different and you never know what you'll find. They are an assortment of Jen's childhood memories, stories about her family, and rants about everything that make her punchy all told with her usual snarky take. Volume One of this series includes 3 NEVER BEFORE SEEN essays: Sarah: The First Person I Ever Wanted to Punch in the Throat Today I Am a Woman. Oh Shut the F*ck Up, Will Ya? Wear Your Damn Coat. And Other Things I Would Like to Say to Your Kids.

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

People I Want To Punch In The Throat Book
Author : Rainy Day Books
Publisher : Blurb
Release : 2019-07-16
ISBN : 9780464076469
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

6 X 9 GAG NOTEBOOK/JOURNAL! 110 LINED PAGES! A sarcastic gag gift journal that is sure to get tons of laughs! Take with you everywhere you go. Funny title makes a great conversation piece. Use it as a notebook, journal or diary!

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Sr Creations
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2019-11-23
ISBN : 9781710996616
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

This funny gag journal reading "People I Want To Punch In The Throat" is perfect for those who want to keep a hit list of people who they simply do not like. This can range from a family member, friend, ex partner, work colleague, your boss the possibilities are endless!It's a great size to throw in your purse or bag! SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lightly Lined on White Paper PAGES: 110 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte)Let the punching begin!

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Joke Squad
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2019-10-24
ISBN : 9781702158701
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

PEOPLE I WANT TO PUNCH IN THE THROAT Hilarious gag gift for any jokester with anger management issues. Not need to actually throw any punches, just write it down! Whether it's co-workers, neighbors or annoying people at the grocery store, humans can be irritating. This blank book is the perfect prank gift that helps you vent! This 6" x 9" blank book also serves as a journal and has 100 pages to fill up. DETAILS: 6" x 9" 100 white pages Cover has an illustration of a clenched fist ready for punching Lined Journal paper Makes a hilarious gift for a white elephant party Click brand name to find more joke books.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Independently Published
Release : 2019-03-28
ISBN : 9781091891869
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

Do you have a list of people that you want Punch in the Throat? I think you do. Get the Official Blank Book and write them down so you never forget these people. This is a notebook with 150 blank pages waiting for you to fill up. Instead of real violence, just write down your deepest thoughts and avoid the confrontations.There might be confusion since there are other books by Jen Mann with the same title, so for those in the back: This book is EMPTY. It's a journal. There are no words on the 150 pages. It's just sitting there aching for your words. Make a list, write a story, draw a picture, release your inner poet, rant, rave, laugh, cry!! You can do it all in this BLANK book. Because every page in this book is BLANK. There are NO WORDS in this book. If you want words, get Jen's other books.

People i Want to Punch in the Throat

People i Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Diptos Press House
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2020-01-07
ISBN : 9781657218246
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

The best gifts are both personal and functional and that's why a journal is always a fantastic choice! This funny and cute notebook is perfect as a valentine's day, anniversary or birthday gift for your spouse or partner. High quality binding, premium design, Perfect size 6" x 9", paperback cover, 120 beautifully lined pages.

People i Want to Punch in the Throat

People i Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Aesthetext Press
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2019-09-05
ISBN : 9781691219797
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

People i want to Punch in the Throat Notebook Size: 8.5" x 11" inch. Aesthetic saying journal to write in. Paper: Lined white paper. Pages: 100 sturdy pages. Suitable for work and college to carry around.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat    Book
Author : A D Publishing
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2019-08-16
ISBN : 9781686801327
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

Hilarious 6 x 9" notebook with 100 lined pages! The "People I want to punch in the throat..." notebook will crack up your co-workers, classmates, and anyone else! Perfect portable size for purses, small bags, etc..

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Hassan Ouadia
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2020-03-18
ISBN : 0987650XXX
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

a funny journal for boys and girls , all pages are lined to write in 6x9 notebook 110 pages Lined pages