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People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Release : 2014-09-09
ISBN : 0345549988
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear

Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Release : 2015-10-13
ISBN : 0804176299
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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For fans of Laurie Notaro and Jenny Lawson comes an uproarious and oddly endearing essay collection for anyone trying to survive the holidays in one piece. When it comes to time-honored holiday traditions, Jen Mann pulls no punches In this hilariously irreverent collection of essays, Jen Mann, nationally bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, turns her mordant wit on the holidays. On Mann’s naughty list: mothers who go way overboard with their Elf on the Shelf, overzealous carolers who can’t take a hint, and people who write their Christmas cards in the third person (“Joyce is enjoying Bunko. Yeah, Joyce, we know you wrote this letter.”). And on her nice list . . . well, she’s working on that one. Here, no celebration is off-limits. The essays include: • You Can Keep Your Cookies, I’m Just Here for the Booze • Nice Halloween Costume. Was Skank Sold Out? • Why You Won’t Be Invited to Our Chinese New Year Party From hosting an ill-fated Chinese New Year party, to receiving horrible gifts from her husband on Mother’s Day, to reluctantly telling her son the truth about the Easter Bunny, Mann knows the challenge of navigating the holidays while keeping her sanity intact. And even if she can’t get out of attending another Christmas cookie exchange, at least she can try again next year. Praise for Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat “Mann’s writing has transcended from witty anecdotes and complaints to notable satire. Hidden among the many laugh-out-loud zingers are lessons on how we relate to each other, and how ridiculous parenting culture has become.”—Associated Press “Following the success of her first book, she is now punching throats at holidays, starting from her being age two and continuing to the present, where she is a harried mother bemoaning not just Christmas but all holidays. . . . Harried holiday haters will chuckle and perhaps see themselves somewhere in Mann’s lifetime dislike of and misbehavior during America’s increasingly commercialized celebrations.”—Booklist “The cure for my cold holiday spirit this year is the sidesplitting new book by Jen Mann. . . . Mann delivers her signature punch lines and sharp critique on the oftentimes ridiculous shenanigans of the modern family. Her ability to make an otherwise boring subject come alive with colorful personalities, biting sarcasm, and impressively astute observations on suburban culture is what makes Mann so much fun to read and so easy to relate to.”—The Huffington Post “A lighthearted, laugh-out-loud book . . . with a feel of peeking into a diary.”—Mommy’s Memorandum “It really does make you laugh out loud.”—Shooting Stars Mag “A quick and delightful read that you can sneak in right before bed or when the kids are finally napping.”—FangirlNation “Grab a cup of hot cocoa, sit back and enjoy Jen’s latest collection of humorous rants dissecting the ‘most wonderful time’ of the year. She unleashes her biting wit and hilarious opinions on everything from cookie exchanges to annual humblebrag Christmas letters from overachieving moms to horrifying Christmases of her childhood.”—Creating Serenity “[Mann] has really mastered the short story format. . . . She packs the maximum amount of funny into the fewest words, and many of these essays are downright hilarious. . . . If you’ve read and liked her other books, you will definitely want to read this one, too.”—Bug Bug Book Reviews

Just A Few People I Want to Punch in the Throat Volumes 1 6

Just A Few People I Want to Punch in the Throat  Volumes 1   6 Book
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2018-12-02
ISBN : 9781944123109
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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"Jen Mann has a hard time keeping her mouth shut. She tends to say out loud what everyone else is thinking. For the first time ever, the first six volumes of Just A Few People I Want to Punch in the Throat is available in one complete collection." - from the back cover.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Awesome Journals
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2017-06-04
ISBN : 9781547166589
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

Funny blank line journal for all the people you want to punch in the throat.

People i Want to Punch in the Throat

People i Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Aesthetext Press
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2019-09-05
ISBN : 9781691219797
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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People i want to Punch in the Throat Notebook Size: 8.5" x 11" inch. Aesthetic saying journal to write in. Paper: Lined white paper. Pages: 100 sturdy pages. Suitable for work and college to carry around.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2016
ISBN : 9781524250997
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

This is a collection of original essays that can not be found anywhere else.Each volume is different and you never know what you'll find. They are an assortment of Jen's childhood memories, stories about her family, and rants about everything that make her punchy all told with her usual snarky take.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Alfonzo Maloy
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
Release : 2014-02-07
ISBN : 9781495463426
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

130 blank pages, lined, to write down all those people that deserve a punch in the throat.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Sr Creations
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2019-11-23
ISBN : 9781710996616
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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This funny gag journal reading "People I Want To Punch In The Throat" is perfect for those who want to keep a hit list of people who they simply do not like. This can range from a family member, friend, ex partner, work colleague, your boss the possibilities are endless!It's a great size to throw in your purse or bag! SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lightly Lined on White Paper PAGES: 110 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte)Let the punching begin!

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

People I Want To Punch In The Throat Book
Author : June Bug Journals
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2019-08-07
ISBN : 9780464163244
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

6 X 9 GAG NOTEBOOK/JOURNAL! 110 LINED PAGES! A sarcastic gag gift journal that is sure to get tons of laughs! Take with you everywhere you go. Funny title makes a great conversation piece. Use it as a notebook, journal or diary!

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat    Book
Author : A D Publishing
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2019-08-16
ISBN : 9781686801327
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

Hilarious 6 x 9" notebook with 100 lined pages! The "People I want to punch in the throat..." notebook will crack up your co-workers, classmates, and anyone else! Perfect portable size for purses, small bags, etc..

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

People I Want To Punch In The Throat Book
Author : Rainy Day Books
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2019-07-16
ISBN : 9780464076483
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

6 X 9 GAG NOTEBOOK/JOURNAL! 110 LINED PAGES! A sarcastic gag gift journal that is sure to get tons of laughs! Take with you everywhere you go. Funny title makes a great conversation piece. Use it as a notebook, journal or diary!

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2016
ISBN : 9781519956354
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

This is a collection of original essays that can not be found anywhere else. Each volume is different and you never know what you'll find. They are an assortment of Jen's childhood memories, stories about her family, and rants about everything that make her punchy all told with her usual snarky take.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat The Official Blank Book

People I Want to Punch in the Throat  The Official Blank Book Book
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Independently Published
Release : 2019-03-31
ISBN : 9781092250818
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

Do you have a list of people that you want Punch in the Throat? I think you do. Get the Official Blank Book and write them down so you never forget these people. This is a notebook with 150 blank pages waiting for you to fill up. Instead of real violence, just write down your deepest thoughts and avoid the confrontations.There might be confusion since there are other books by Jen Mann with the same title, so for those in the back: This book is EMPTY. It's a journal. There are no words on the 150 pages. It's just sitting there aching for your words. Make a list, write a story, draw a picture, release your inner poet, rant, rave, laugh, cry!! You can do it all in this BLANK book. Because every page in this book is BLANK. There are NO WORDS in this book. If you want words, get Jen's other books.

Midlife Bites

Midlife Bites Book
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Release : 2022-01-04
ISBN : 0593158520
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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A smart, personal, darkly funny examination of what it’s like to be a woman at the crossroads of a midlife crisis, from the New York Times bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat “I inhaled this book in one sitting; it’s a must-read for anyone over forty. This should become the gift all girlfriends give one another.”—Zibby Owens, host of the award-winning podcast Moms Don’t Have Time to Read Books Jen Mann had what appeared to be the perfect life: a successful career as a bestselling author and award-winning blogger, a devoted husband, teenage kids who weren’t total jerks, and a badass minivan. So imagine her surprise when, at forty-seven years old, a midlife crisis kicked her straight in the ladybits. Midlife Bites offers Jen’s trademark wit and honesty when it comes to important conversations and observations about women in midlife. Here, readers will be able to come together and find anecdotes and practical ideas to help navigate through this major point in their lives. For women who may feel isolated or overlooked, this collection of original essays offers valuable insights, takeaways, and, most important, a productive way forward. Jen shares her own story as well as advice and wisdom from the online community she built, tackling everything that bites about midlife, where nothing is off-limits: raging hormones; sex (after forty); finding your purpose; learning to make new friends (yes, even as a grown-up); moving out of your comfort zone; having conversations that count, no more small talk; and how to deal with rogue chin hairs (and other nuisances). Jen Mann is leading the movement to create a new space where middle-aged women can share openly and honestly with one another. This no-BS collection of essays will help start the conversation and keep it going, because as women, we all have a right to be happy, fulfilled, and whole, no matter what stage of life.

Publishers Weekly Book Publishing Almanac 2022

Publishers Weekly Book Publishing Almanac 2022 Book
Author : Publishers Weekly
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Release : 2021-11-30
ISBN : 1510768904
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

Announcing the first edition of Publishers Weekly Book Publishing Almanac 2022. Designed to help authors, editors, agents, publicists, and anyone else working in book publishing understand the changing landscape of book publishing, it is an essential reference for anyone who works in the industry. Written by industry veterans and co-published with Publishers Weekly magazine, here is the first-ever book to offer a comprehensive view of how modern book publishing works. It offers history and context, as well as up-to-the-minute information for anyone interested in working in the field and for authors looking to succeed with a publisher or by self-publishing. You’ll find here information on: Finding an agent Self-publishing Amazon Barnes & Noble and other book chains Independent bookstores Special sales (non-traditional book markets) Distribution Foreign markets Publicity, Marketing, Advertising Subsidiary rights Book production E-books and audiobooks Diversity, equity, and inclusion across the industry And more! Whether you’re a seasoned publishing professional, just starting out in the business, or simply interested in how book publishing works, the Publishers Weekly Book Publishing Almanac will be an annual go-to reference guide and an essential, authoritative resource that will make that knowledge accessible to a broad audience. Featuring original essays from and interviews with some of the industry's most insightful and innovative voices along with highlights of PW's news coverage over the last year, the Publishers Weekly Book Publishing Almanac is an indispensable guide for publishers, editors, agents, publicists, authors and anyone who wants better to understand this business, its history, and its mysteries.

People i Want to Punch in the Throat

People i Want to Punch in the Throat Book
Author : Diptos Press House
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2020-01-07
ISBN : 9781657218246
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

The best gifts are both personal and functional and that's why a journal is always a fantastic choice! This funny and cute notebook is perfect as a valentine's day, anniversary or birthday gift for your spouse or partner. High quality binding, premium design, Perfect size 6" x 9", paperback cover, 120 beautifully lined pages.

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

People I Want To Punch In The Throat Book
Author : Lush Pages Press
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2019-08-30
ISBN : 9781689593519
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

Features Of This Notebook Include: 110 pages (55 double-sided sheets). 6x9 inches with a soft cover. Glossy-finished cover for a professional look.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat  Book
Author : koven arts
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2021-07-25
ISBN : 0987650XXX
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Book Description :

a funny journal for boys and girls , all pages are lined to write in 6x9 notebook 120 pages Lined pages