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Bloodsucking Fiends

Bloodsucking Fiends Book
Author : Christopher Moore
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Release : 2009-12-15
ISBN : 1439191492
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching back, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the decision has been made for her. Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings is going to take some doing, however, and that's where C. Thomas Flood fits in. A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy (to his friends) is biding his time night-clerking and frozen-turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway. But all that changes when a beautiful undead redhead walks through the door...and proceeds to rock Tommy's life—and afterlife—in ways he never thought possible.

Bloodsucking Fiends

Bloodsucking Fiends Book
Author : Christopher Moore
Publisher : Hachette UK
Release : 2009-11-05
ISBN : 0748114459
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching neck, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she realises the decision has been made for her. Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings is going to take some doing, however, and that's where C. Thomas Flood fits in. A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy (to his friends) is biding his time night-clerking and frozen turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway. But all that changes when a beautiful, undead redhead walks through the door ... and proceeds to rock Tommy's life - and afterlife - in ways he never imagined possible.

You Suck

You Suck Book
Author : Christopher Moore
Publisher : Hachette UK
Release : 2009-09-17
ISBN : 0748114505
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Being undead sucks. Literally. Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. And that really sucks.

Bite Me

Bite Me Book
Author : Christopher Moore
Publisher : Harper Collins
Release : 2010-03-23
ISBN : 006198616X
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.” —Carl Hiaasen The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”

100 Common Misconceptions about Bloodsucking Fiends

100 Common Misconceptions about Bloodsucking Fiends Book
Author : Christian Peak
Publisher : Lennex
Release : 2013-03
ISBN : 9785458862608
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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In this book, we have hand-picked the most sophisticated, unanticipated, absorbing (if not at times crackpot!), original and musing book reviews of "Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story." Don't say we didn't warn you: these reviews are known to shock with their unconventionality or intimacy. Some may be startled by their biting sincerity; others may be spellbound by their unbridled flights of fantasy. Don't buy this book if: 1. You don't have nerves of steel. 2. You expect to get pregnant in the next five minutes. 3. You've heard it all.

Bloodsucking Fiends

Bloodsucking Fiends Book
Author : Christopher Moore
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2004
ISBN : 0987650XXX
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Abigail Rath Versus Bloodsucking Fiends

Abigail Rath Versus Bloodsucking Fiends Book
Author : Catherine Schaff-Stump
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2020-04-08
ISBN : 0987650XXX
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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At thirteen years old, Abigail Rath knows she is a lean, mean, monster-hunting machine, just like her mom and dad. After all, she's learned everything she knows from the horror movies her dad has starred in. When her best friend Vince comes to her with news he's being stalked by a vampire, her professional opinion is they should go out and stake him.It turns out that Abby's monster hunting parents haven't been entirely straightforward with Abby about what being a monster hunter means. Alarmed at Abby's behavior, Abby is grounded and both Abby and her parents try to introduce more normalcy into Abby's life. At the same time, odd things start happening at school to Abby's friends. What should Abby do about the new supernatural creatures in her life, now that she doesn't know exactly what the rules are? How can she protect her friends and her family without continually getting detention? And how will she survive her mother taking her to the mall?

The New York Times Book Review

The New York Times Book Review Book
Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 1995-09
ISBN : 0987650XXX
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Fragments of Fear

Fragments of Fear Book
Author : Andrew Boot
Publisher : Creation Publishing Group
Release : 1996
ISBN : 0987650XXX
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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An Illustrated History of the British Horror Film,Deals with British Horror films and the stories,behind them, from the early melodramas of Tod,Slaughter right through to Hammer and their rivals,Tigon and Amicus, plus mavericks like Michael,Reeves, sex/horror director Peter Walker and more,recent talents such as Clive Barker, director of,Hellraiser as well as many newly discovered little,known gems. A must for every horror film fan.

Kaapse bibliotekaris

Kaapse bibliotekaris Book
Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 1999
ISBN : 0987650XXX
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Issues for Nov. 1957- include section: Accessions. Aanwinste, Sept. 1957- (also published separately)

Library Journal

Library Journal Book
Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 1996
ISBN : 0987650XXX
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Writer s Guide to Book Editors Publishers and Literary Agents 1998 1999

Writer s Guide to Book Editors  Publishers  and Literary Agents  1998 1999 Book
Author : Jeff Herman
Publisher : Prima Lifestyles
Release : 1997
ISBN : 9780761510123
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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"A real find for the aspiring writer."--"The Associated Press "In-depth information."--"The Writer Who are they? What do they want? How do you win them over? Find the answers to these questions and more in the 1998-1999 edition of the "Writer's Guide to Book Editors, Publishers, and Literary Agents by Jeff Herman. Filled with "the information authors and aspiring authors need in order to avoid having a manuscript end up in the "slush pile," this comprehensive listing is organized in an easy-to-use format. It includes in-depth information about publishing houses and literary agents in the United States and Canada. The specifics include the names and addresses of editors and agents, what they're looking for, comission rates, and other key information. In addition, readers will discover the most common mistakes people make while attempting to solicit an agent (and how to avoid them) as well as numerous suggestions designed to increase the chances of getting representation. "Writer's Guide to Book Editors, Publishers, and Literary Agents also includes dozens of valuable essays giving readers insight and guidance into such topics as: - How to Write the Perfect Query Letter - The Knockout Nonfiction Book Proposal - How to Thrive After Signing a Publishing Contract - Mastering Ghostwriting and Collaboration - Free Versus Fee: The Issue of Literary Agency Fees About the Author "Jeff Herman is the founder of The Jeff Herman Literary Agency, a leading New York agency. He has sold hundreds of titles and represents dozens of top authors. Herman frequently speaks to writer's groups and at conferences on the topic of getting published.

The New Yorker

The New Yorker Book
Author : Harold Wallace Ross,Katharine Sergeant Angell White
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2004-11
ISBN : 0987650XXX
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Writer s Guide to Book Editors Publishers and Literary Agents 1999 2000

Writer s Guide to Book Editors  Publishers and Literary Agents  1999 2000 Book
Author : Jeff Herman
Publisher : Prima Lifestyles
Release : 1998-07-08
ISBN : 9780761513537
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Over the years, "Writer's Guide to Book Editors, Publishers, and Literary Agents has helped thousands of writers just like you get their books published. With the best and most up-to-date listings of key book publishing insiders, "Writer's Guide gets you past the reject piles and into the hands of the right people. Nowhere else will you find the detail, the insight, the depth. Nowhere else will you find the solid inside information. "Writer's Guide is your key to book publishing success. It gets you inside. It gets you noticed. Your talent will do the rest. "Beats the pants off "Writer's Market." --Michael Werner, coauthor of "Databases for Businesses and "Using Lotus 1-2-3 "This guide started my book publishing career." --Marcos McPeek Villatoro, author of "A Fire in the Earth, They Say That I Am Two, and "Walking to La Milpa "The finest lead source that I've ever seen. A must buy for every writer, published or not!" --Derek Savage, author of "The Second Coming and "The Dancer "Invaluable information, from query letter to book proposal. This book has made my dreams come true." --Eileen Oster, author of "The Healing Mind "This book got my foot in the door." --Wynn Goldsmith, writer "A masterpiece. I have never found so much practical information in this type of book before." --Walter Lambert, author of "Healing the Trauma of Divorce "As a writer and literary agent, this book has been invaluable." --Mary N. Oluonye, O-Squared Literary Agency "Jeff Herman has crammed a generous helping of information and advice into this invaluable book." --Paul Nathan, "Publishers Weekly ""Writer's Guide haseclipsed both "Literary Market Place and "Writer's Market as a source of projects for our agency. At least a third of our sales last year came as a result of this book." --Michael Snell, Michael Snell Literary Agency About the Author /Jeff Herman is founder of The Jeff Herman Literary Agency, one of New York's leading agencies for writers. He has sold hundreds of titles and represents dozens of top authors.

Coyote Blue

Coyote Blue Book
Author : Christopher Moore
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Release : 2009-12-15
ISBN : 9781439191484
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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From master of subversive humor Christopher Moore comes a quirky, irreverent novel of love, myth, metaphysics, outlaw biking, angst, and outrageous redemption. As a boy, he was Samson Hunts Alone—until a deadly misunderstanding with the law forced him to flee the Crow reservation at age fifteen. Today he is Samuel Hunter, a successful Santa Barbara insurance salesman with a Mercedes, a condo, and a hollow, invented life. Then one day, destiny offers him the dangerous gift of love—in the exquisite form of Calliope Kincaid—and a curse in the unheralded appearance of an ancient god by the name of Coyote. Coyote, the trickster, has arrived to reawaken the mystical storyteller within Sam...and to seriously screw up his existence in the process.

Fool

Fool Book
Author : Christopher Moore
Publisher : Harper Collins
Release : 2009-10-06
ISBN : 9780061974779
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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“Hilarious, always inventive, this is a book for all, especially uptight English teachers, bardolaters, and ministerial students.” —Dallas Morning News Fool—the bawdy and outrageous New York Times bestseller from the unstoppable Christopher Moore—is a hilarious new take on William Shakespeare’s King Lear…as seen through the eyes of the foolish liege’s clownish jester, Pocket. A rousing tale of “gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity,” Fool joins Moore’s own Lamb, Fluke, The Stupidest Angel, and You Suck! as modern masterworks of satiric wit and sublimely twisted genius, prompting Carl Hiassen to declare Christopher Moore “a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.”

Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove

Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove Book
Author : Christopher Moore
Publisher : Harper Collins
Release : 2009-10-06
ISBN : 0061983780
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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The town psychiatrist has decided to switch everybody in Pine Cove, California, from their normal antidepressants to placebos, so naturally—well, to be accurate, artificially—business is booming at the local blues bar. Trouble is, those lonely slide-guitar notes have also attracted a colossal sea beast named Steve with, shall we say, a thing for explosive oil tanker trucks. Suddenly, morose Pine Cove turns libidinous and is hit by a mysterious crime wave, and a beleaguered constable has to fight off his own gonzo appetites to find out what's wrong and what, if anything, to do about it.

Fluke

Fluke Book
Author : Christopher Moore
Publisher : Harper Collins
Release : 2009-10-13
ISBN : 9780061807688
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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Just why do humpback whales sing? That's the question that has marine behavioral biologist Nate Quinn and his crew poking, charting, recording, and photographing very big, wet, gray marine mammals. Until the extraordinary day when a whale lifts its tail into the air to display a cryptic message spelled out in foot-high letters: Bite me. Trouble is, Nate's beginning to wonder if he hasn't spent just a little too much time in the sun. 'Cause no one else on his team saw a thing -- not his longtime partner, Clay Demodocus; not their saucy young research assistant; not even the spliff-puffing white-boy Rastaman Kona (né Preston Applebaum). But later, when a roll of film returns from the lab missing the crucial tail shot -- and his research facility is trashed -- Nate realizes something very fishy indeed is going on. By turns witty, irreverent, fascinating, puzzling, and surprising, Fluke is Christopher Moore at his outrageous best.

Time

Time Book
Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2008
ISBN : 0987650XXX
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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The Book Review Digest

The Book Review Digest Book
Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2003
ISBN : 0987650XXX
Language : En, Es, Fr & De

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